lol, ask limit.

fckyeahiconicboyz:

i remembered drinking wine once when i was little because i thought it was grape juice

my dad let me take a shot of jack daniels straight out the bottle, and i cried for 10 minutes. i don’t know how ke$ha does it, it was hot and burned my mouth. my dad said next time drink it cold.

illestmara:

illestmara:

IMAGINE ONE OF THE BOYZ LICKING SALT AND TEQUILA OFF YOU 

CMON THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

this is probably the funniest thing i’ve seen this whole week, lmfao

failinghope:

he has my ugly face as his bg :c

gorgeous*

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life!

My thoughts on 8 Flavahs:

this isn’t a fucking Fanta commercial

My thoughts on RNG:

can i marry the girl with the shaved head?

i got one direction concert tickets.. i’m selling ‘em tho. considering, i’ma be in mexico when they come to houston.

i have strep throat.

this girl offered to suck my dick.. i asked why.. she said yolo… so i left laughing.

nicholas-mara:

vinnycastronovo-anon:

nicholas-mara:

vinnycastronovo-anon liked your photo

yo bby where u been.

mexico

dam.